Once again, hot shot Ron Paul is ahead of the curve and the dopest motherfucker in the game. By spontaneously divorcing every principle of individual liberty he's spent his entire life working towards and disregarding every philosophy of the sanctity of human life he's ever believed in and becoming a full-fledged covert German Hitler Nazi secret KKK agent at some point last week, he's officially cooler than Will Smith (biggest movie star on earth, last man alive after zombie armageddon), who didn't decide to Heil until just a couple days ago. No word on Carlton "Internation'l Jewry-backed" Banks.

Talk about an Enemy of the State, Will! Try and tell me the Nazi Party '08 ticket, featuring Drs. No and Hitch, wouldn't stack ballots. Reporters just don't understand.