This video of a police officer tasering himself (while laying his life on the line of duty so you and I can sleep at night, and so on) ends with a real sore thumb of a word. Listen closely with me.

"His 'injuries'?" "Injuries" ... from a taser? Wait a second. Tasers are the safest things in the world. Injuries! What an oopsy.

For an ever growing list of martial law minutiae, I recommend my meticulously tended taser link collection.