Maybe "Her hair conquered the pigeon dung?" I bet somebody somewhere sells that on a shirt.

Booklamp.org is a burgeoning book recommendation site, like the last.fm/pandora of books. I would say it works great, but it looks like they haven't hung anything on the walls yet so here's hoping.

Their number one recommendation for a 1984 fan: the USA Patriot Act, a 98% match.

Booklamp: book recommendations PLUS cute jokes!