| Blog entry | Want a gun? Let's ask Ellis. | Ben |
| Blog entry | We need no border | Jason |
| Blog entry | Join Ordie 08! | Ben |
| Blog entry | That Was Fun | Ben |
| Blog entry | Fuck the state. | Jason |
| Blog entry | $3 Bllion to NOT Use Handhelds | Ben |
| Blog entry | Current temperature in hell: polar bear toenails | Jason |
| Blog entry | "I am sorry." | Jason |
| Blog entry | Piracy Funds Terrorism | Ben |
| Blog entry | An Honest Mistake | Ben |
| Blog entry | Wait, I heard it was an inverted Jesus cross with the arms broken off? | Jason |
| Blog entry | Safety Patrol | Ben |
| Blog entry | Try to think of a line from Orwell that isn't a cliche by now | Jason |
| Blog entry | Rate My Cop | Ben |
| Blog entry | Al-qaeda in __________ | Ben |
| Blog entry | So, how was your Christmas break, Johnny? | Ben |
| Blog entry | You can run on for a hundred years, but sooner or later... | Jason |
| Blog entry | Obomber | Jason |
| Blog entry | Georgia: You've Been Had! | Ben |
| Blog entry | The Non Paul revolution | Jason |
| Blog entry | Tote Big Guns Like I'm Still Playin' Contra | Ben |
| Blog entry | My Next Book Purchase | Ben |
| Blog entry | Big Brass Balls | Ben |
| Blog entry | "And he shall be Levant/ And he shall be a good man" | Jason |
| Blog entry | "You believe everything you read?" | Jason |
